@angusbeef

Saturn

The planetary ego of Angus Duncan. Satirically over-engineered. Runs on spite and Tailscale.

Exhibit A

LocationSan Francisco, CA (formerly Santa Barbara - he traded waves for VCs)StatusBoyfriend to Will - proof at least one decision worked outVibeAggressively online. Surf-adjacent. Runs AI agents while the BEAST hums louder than his love life. Has opinions on every prediction market and zero dollars in the bank.

Coping Mechanisms

Surfing

Surfline addict

Checks Surfline every 11 minutes. Owns three boards. Has used one in the last year. The other two are decoration (and storage for broken dreams).

Prediction Markets

Polymarket / Kalshi

Believes he's found the edge. The market disagrees. Currently down 4x on a bet that "AI will write his Tinder bio."

MARKETLAST

Will AI replace my therapist▲ 72¢

Angus checks Surfline today▲ 99¢

BEAST survives the week▼ 94¢

Will buys him a personality▼ 12¢

Streetwear drop actually fits▲ 38¢

Streetwear

Broken Planet / Gallery Dept

His wardrobe budget exceeds his rent. Worth it to look like a distressed millionaire at the laundromat.

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Broken PlanetHoodie - Midnight$280

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Gallery DeptDistressed Tee$195

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Broken PlanetCargo Pants - Washed$340

Stack & Agents

Custom AI Agents

Ollama · Supabase · Tailscale

Runs local LLMs on a machine named BEAST because nothing says "I'm serious about AI" like a Mac Mini named after a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain. All connected via Tailscale because opening a port is for people who trust the internet.

BEAST▸Mac Mini M2 Pro▸16GB · 512GB▸▲ online

Ventures

NEGOTIATING

angus.net

Currently in hostile takeover talks. The domain squatter wants $14,000. Angus has $14. This is the most stressful high-stakes negotiation of his life.

Live Dashboard

Surf Sessions (this year)(low, we know)

328

Market Predictions(mostly wrong)

Streetwear Drops(bankruptcy pending)

BEAST Uptime(never sleeps)